Guess what, world! The ladies of Geek at Heart are starting up a super erotic burlesque show. The Avenger will be working the stage in her full on, All American regalia, looking like a cross between Wonder Woman and Hulk Hogan. The Mage will be in all white from head to toe. It's like a turtle neck monk's robe and when she takes it off she's only wearing the sparkly nude body suit Britney Spears iconically rocked at the 2000 MTV Video Music Awards. And if you don't know that performance you should do your homework and check it out right now. Finally for the burlesque show I will be dressed exactly like Jessica Alba in every episode of Dark Angel.
Or... this was all just a really clever way of letting you know that we have Shirtless boxes available. Sometimes a shirt is not what you're looking for. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Now we offer both boxes with shirts (at $29.95) and boxes without shirts (at $19.95). We are really happy to be able to offer this option to our customers and very excited to find new and more interesting ways to fill the Geek at Heart box. If you signed up for a shirtless box, please let us know what you think when you receive your one way ticket to the stars in our Across the Universe box coming in July.
Until next time, keep it Geeky!